mcdonalds just doesnt give a fuck anymore
why did the seagull fly over the sea?
because if it flew over the bay, it would be called a bagel
#Nofilter mums birthday x
"i can’t fucking read"
Oh my god Matthew
This is so cute omg
Let us all agree on this simple truth.
This made my heart smile.
This is the sickest shit I’ve ever seen
This is so important. Know your elements before getting tatted. And if you are tatted you better have this shit memorized.
tattoos are hot.
who looks at us
the way Kristen Bell
looks at sloths.